Yesterday's post was getting a lot of views and comments, so I left it up overnight.
We have another post going up at noon and another a few hours later... one of them is about vampires. I am surrounded by people who love vampires. A friend of mine is obsessed with vampires, and gave my wife an audiobook of Twilight. Then before you know it, my wife had bought all four books in the Twilight series... and was watching True Blood too. Then they all went to see Twilight on opening night. Thank god Halloween just passed, or we'd all be going as vampires this year.
I guess you could say I am racist against vampires. Is that wrong of me? But I mean, they suck people's blood through their teeth! That's pretty gross, and unsanitary too. Plus they have an infectious disease that causes humans to die and then come back to life wearing all black clothes (like emo Spidey in Spider-Man, but immortal). I think my racism is well deserved — but all racists probably think that.
I guess what I am saying is that if anyone has a good anti-vampire post... I would love to feature it. Or if you have any other posts you think would be good for the frontpage, please add the link here! I'm also looking for a nice post about Thanksgiving that isn't too cheeseball... lemme know if you've seen anything along those lines.
Happy Turkey Day!
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